Tag: funny
group name: lovinglifealways
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August 14, 2008 01:16 PM EDT --
I have decided that a total knee replacement would be what is best for me. I have know the orthopedic surgeon who is going to be doing the surgery for some time. In fact I have been in the OR when he . . . more
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October 04, 2008 10:11 PM EDT --
The Israelis and Arabs finally sat down and decided to settle their whole dispute with a dogfight. The negotiators agreed that each country would take five years to develop the best fighting dog . . . more
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December 21, 2007 02:24 PM EST --
Plants run fevers when they are sick.
The founder of Kodak, George Eastman, hated having his picture taken.
Lemon Pledge has more lemons than Country Time Lemonade.
Alaxender Graham Bell would . . . more
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August 10, 2008 07:31 PM EDT --
Apparently mad at one or both of his sisters my oldest grand son made this sign for his bedroom door. My son, his father sent me a photo of it via e-mail.
No stooped girls allowed, okay . . . more
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April 21, 2008 01:02 PM EDT --
A few months ago one of my cats (shadow) brought me a furry little trophy. You guessed it a mouse. We live sort of in the country so from time to time we will get one. The cats quickly . . . more
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May 15, 2008 03:30 PM EDT --
Just a note, Scooter is the small Jack Russel Terrier and Autumn is the Australain Cattle Dog or what we call a Red Heeler in these parts.
Autumn "Oh My God here she goes . . . more
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October 08, 2007 10:35 PM EDT --
Well, it has finally happened. The puppy has decided she was a cat! 2 of the cats, La Lune and Grace love to sleep on the back of my couch.
It is very different for a full grown cat to . . . more
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September 30, 2007 06:32 PM EDT --
non-copyrighted joke
Mary Louise Gilman, editor of the National Shorthand Reporter has collectedmany of the more hilarious courtroom bloopers in two books - Humor in theCourt (1977) and More Humor in . . . more
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October 04, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21078088/
FOND DU LAC, Wis. Apperently somebody needs to go real bad. Someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men's public bathrooms at the . . . more
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September 18, 2007 07:26 PM EDT --
Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women
Pregnancy Q &A &more!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? . . . more
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March 28, 2008 06:59 PM EDT --
I wrote a quick article earlier about some funny/shocking news that I received and some people that responded to it mentioned things hidden in their own family's closet. This got me to thinking........Do . . . more
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April 14, 2008 10:22 AM EDT --
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as . . . more
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April 05, 2008 09:25 PM EDT --
While I was at a birthday party that my 4 year old was invited to I was casually asked my age. I have no problem being 41 so I said 41, why? "Gasp" went this obviously untactful . . . more
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September 30, 2007 06:07 PM EDT --
non-copyrighted jokes
In front of a New Hampshire restaurant
"Now serving live lobsters"
On the menu of a restaurant
"Blackened bluefish"
In a Maine restaurant
"Open seven days . . . more
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October 02, 2007 12:53 PM EDT --
non-copyright joke:
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to thegreen. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot . . . more
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October 02, 2007 01:14 PM EDT --
non-copyright jokes:
What Exactly Is Marriage? (**)
Perhaps difficult enough for adults to define, this question receivedsome interesting responses from those of a younger generation...
What Exactly . . . more
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February 18, 2008 08:29 PM EST --
A dear friend sent this to me today. I thought, oh gosh, what now. I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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January 11, 2008 07:50 PM EST --
Just a few things to think about.
Arachnoleptic Fit (N): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Intaxication: . . . more
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October 23, 2007 02:24 PM EDT --
It' was bad enough I had to use a picture of me I hated ! All the ones I like they couldn't find the face ? But when I saw this I laughed so hard cause I love the movie To Wong Foo Thanks . . . more
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October 26, 2007 11:52 AM EDT --
I got up this morning to twenty dregees and heavy frost. As I feed my pets I looked out and noticed the bird feeders next to the window was empty. So I figured I put on a coat and shoes and fill . . . more
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