Tag: humor
group name: lovinglifealways
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June 11, 2008 09:01 PM EDT --
(this helpful article is directed to those many individuals blessed with an abundance of testosterone, cluelessness and insensitivity)
After spending months discussing the many virtues of the gooseberry, . . . more
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September 15, 2008 03:19 PM EDT --
Yes, I am actually asking you that. I would assure you I don't need my head examined, but the question I posted above would really make you doubt that I'm rational enough to make that decision. . . . more
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October 04, 2008 10:11 PM EDT --
The Israelis and Arabs finally sat down and decided to settle their whole dispute with a dogfight. The negotiators agreed that each country would take five years to develop the best fighting dog . . . more
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May 17, 2008 10:06 AM EDT --
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink
and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
. . . more
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March 17, 2008 11:56 AM EDT --
In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.
California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.
In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not . . . more
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September 30, 2007 06:32 PM EDT --
non-copyrighted joke
Mary Louise Gilman, editor of the National Shorthand Reporter has collectedmany of the more hilarious courtroom bloopers in two books - Humor in theCourt (1977) and More Humor in . . . more
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April 14, 2008 10:22 AM EDT --
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as . . . more
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February 27, 2008 07:46 PM EST --
This is a strictly
mathematical
viewpoint...
it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it . . . more
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March 25, 2008 04:40 PM EDT --
CURTAIN RODS----
The soon-to-be divorced wife spent the first day packing
her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the
second day, she had . . . more
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May 10, 2008 01:06 PM EDT --
Christopher's class was having an English
lesson, and the teacher called on Christopher
to recite a sentence with a direct object.
Christopher stood and thought, then said, . . . more
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May 14, 2008 01:14 PM EDT --
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. . . . more
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June 02, 2008 09:07 AM EDT --
Live and Learn
Psychiatry students were in their Emotional Extremes class. "Let's set some parameters," the professor said. "What's the opposite of joy?" he asked one student. . . . more
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June 06, 2008 01:07 PM EDT --
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.
. . . more
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June 09, 2008 09:54 PM EDT --
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called
Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom
looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come
over.
Richard clicked a couple . . . more
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June 20, 2008 12:31 PM EDT --
Mother Superior called all the nuns
together and said to them,
'I must tell you all something. We
have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.'
'Thank . . . more
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July 07, 2008 11:56 PM EDT --
Ray & Bubba
(Georgia mechanical engineers)
were standing at the base
of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and
asked what they were
doing.
. . . more
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November 14, 2007 10:32 AM EST --
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the
following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where . . . more
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December 17, 2007 04:21 PM EST --
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had . . . more
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April 18, 2008 03:13 PM EDT --
The Pope at National Stadium
A semi original joke.
As the Pope walked into National stadium, one drunk guy in the bleachers was heard to say, PLAY BALL!"
A guy next . . . more
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March 21, 2008 01:29 PM EDT --
THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little
red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police
officer who was also . . . more
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